Singapore......

1. A nation with the most campaigns.

2. The only nation in the world where you need a certificate to own a car.

3. We have the longest serving PM.

4. A nation where first they ask you to have only 2 kids and fine you for
having the 3rd but later ask you to have at least 2 and give you bonus to have the 3rd.

5. We fine you for almost everything.

6. We have urine detector in our lifts.

7. Where goodies mysteriously are given out in every 4 years.

8. Where joining an opposition party = Death wish.

9. A nation where people stand on the right side of the escalator when the signs ask you to stand on the left.

10. A nation where the people love to smell the exterior doors of the MRT when it pull up to the station.

11. Where putting tissue papers on tables meant, “This is my table and don’t you dare sit on it.”

12. We have one of the world best computer games geek.

13. The only country in the world where prostitution is legal.